A Sure Thing That Matters

I handed 3 teenage boys Ticket to Heaven tracts tonight at the mall. As they looked down at them I said, "You'll need these because there's 100% chance you're going to die."

The middle boy gasped and said, "What did you say?"

I repeated, "There's 100% chance you're going to die."

I walked away praying for their souls to be saved, chuckling at the look of shock on their faces. The truth is so jolting sometimes.